i may be awkward but at least i dont like my own statuses
i met christopher eccleston and this guy from my school commented this…
u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
who has a car i will pay u $10 to run me over
"you only post selfies for the attention"
everything I do is for attention
All shrek taught me was that if you want someone more attractive than you you have to wait till they’re ugly then swoop in
important harajuku fashion
i love how like
english-speaking people wear east-asian words on their clothes because they can’t read it naturally and it “looks cool”
and east-asian people do the Same Exact Thing with English words
it’s so great
that’s fucking neat