amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

aresnakesreal:

me: *finds it kind of funny* *finds it kind of sad*

jaclcfrost:

i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

Anonymous
asks:
how about joan rivers talking about laverne cox saying "oh yeah i hear she wants to go only by ''''LAVERNE''''''' (intense finger quotes) these days LOL" like ew.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly she should have been gone 45 years ago

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

blackalleykat:

Hahahah

blackalleykat:

Hahahah

emiliexmeowatt:

This is really important.

marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

frickgerard:

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

samanticshift:

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human